1 00:00:00,094 --> 00:00:02,314 ♪ Good morning, good morning! 2 00:00:02,402 --> 00:00:03,960 ♪ Sunbeams will soon smile through, 3 00:00:03,961 --> 00:00:05,842 ♪ Good morning, good morning, 4 00:00:05,843 --> 00:00:08,482 ♪ To you and you and you and you ♪ 5 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:12,656 Oh! Look, toast spoons! 6 00:00:14,736 --> 00:00:19,336 Oh, I'm feeling good about today. It's got a sort of frisson about it. 7 00:00:19,337 --> 00:00:20,815 So, news. 8 00:00:21,048 --> 00:00:23,766 Mike and I are still together, all good, 9 00:00:23,767 --> 00:00:27,168 but when he tells me he loves me, I freak out, can't say it back. 10 00:00:27,169 --> 00:00:29,207 I love you. 11 00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:32,208 Oh, well, well done and you're welcome and what a boost! 12 00:00:33,568 --> 00:00:35,807 It's a fan hand forsooth, sir! 13 00:00:35,808 --> 00:00:39,166 I need to workshop the issue with Stevie but we've fallen out. 14 00:00:39,167 --> 00:00:41,728 Apparently I've ignored her since having a boyfriend. 15 00:00:41,729 --> 00:00:44,047 Objection, my lord! 16 00:00:44,048 --> 00:00:46,568 Although at disco karaoke finals... 17 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:54,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 18 00:01:02,048 --> 00:01:06,126 What else to impart? Mum's having a tennis club dinner tonight. 19 00:01:06,127 --> 00:01:09,448 She doesn't want me there. Apparently I let her down last year. 20 00:01:09,449 --> 00:01:11,247 Side bar, m'lord! 21 00:01:11,248 --> 00:01:13,288 Oh, I'll serve drinks. 22 00:01:17,768 --> 00:01:20,127 I don't know who this woman is. 23 00:01:20,128 --> 00:01:23,287 Right! I declare this cheeky little day 24 00:01:23,288 --> 00:01:26,448 ready and open for the business we call life! 25 00:01:26,482 --> 00:01:36,456 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 26 00:01:36,768 --> 00:01:39,006 Gary, look at you in your own restaurant. 27 00:01:39,007 --> 00:01:40,367 Are you renaming it? 28 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:42,726 What? "Gary's"? What's wrong with Gary's? 29 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:44,406 Well, it's like a greasy spoon. 30 00:01:44,407 --> 00:01:46,726 Yeah, it's like, it's like a chippy, Gary's, isn't it? 31 00:01:46,727 --> 00:01:48,808 Yeah. No, seriously, what are you calling it? 32 00:01:52,768 --> 00:01:55,608 That's lovely, no, that's perfect. It's very you. It's very you. 33 00:01:55,609 --> 00:01:56,687 Manly, yeah. 34 00:01:56,688 --> 00:01:59,806 Manly? Good because now manning up to put sign up. 35 00:01:59,807 --> 00:02:02,206 Good luck, man who gets nervous voting for Strictly 36 00:02:02,207 --> 00:02:04,168 and is scared of mice and geese? 37 00:02:04,169 --> 00:02:06,447 It's the hissing. They hiss. 38 00:02:06,448 --> 00:02:08,368 Morning, Stevie, do you want to join? 39 00:02:08,369 --> 00:02:09,848 Fine on my own. 40 00:02:11,128 --> 00:02:13,128 Struggling to get on the stool, are we? 41 00:02:13,129 --> 00:02:17,327 Pretending this isn't our second breakfast, are we? I won! 42 00:02:17,328 --> 00:02:19,086 Guys, I don't need this today! 43 00:02:19,087 --> 00:02:22,326 Our family dog, my dog, Daisy, might have to be put down. 44 00:02:22,327 --> 00:02:24,888 But more importantly, hello, restaurant opening tonight? 45 00:02:24,889 --> 00:02:26,167 More importantly? 46 00:02:26,168 --> 00:02:29,448 OK, can we all just calm it, please? Everyone seems at odds. Just calm. 47 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:38,248 Do you know what my favourite three little words are? 48 00:02:38,249 --> 00:02:39,888 All day breakfast. 49 00:02:41,408 --> 00:02:42,806 I'm going to start doing it. 50 00:02:42,807 --> 00:02:45,366 It's the best thing since sliced bread. It IS sliced bread. 51 00:02:45,367 --> 00:02:48,166 Then it's toasted and an egg's popped on. 52 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:51,968 Mike, please ask your girlfriend, who loves you so much she... Well. 53 00:02:51,969 --> 00:02:56,528 Ignores best friends, if she would for once share her pancakes? 54 00:02:58,248 --> 00:03:02,807 Oh, sorry about this! Oh, no, I really am sorry. 55 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,688 I mean, if I could stop, I would. 56 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:07,647 Well, that is it. 57 00:03:07,648 --> 00:03:10,888 I will show you how angry I am by my exit march. 58 00:03:10,889 --> 00:03:12,648 See my physical anger! 59 00:03:13,888 --> 00:03:17,287 Strutting like an ageing majorette, are we? 60 00:03:17,288 --> 00:03:20,768 I'm going to have to dash. I will see you later. OK. 61 00:03:20,769 --> 00:03:22,247 Mwah. I love you. 62 00:03:22,248 --> 00:03:23,848 Oh! Well, um... 63 00:03:26,968 --> 00:03:28,168 Hello? 64 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:36,926 Thank you, Mike. I don't need a man who cries about a dog to show me... 65 00:03:36,927 --> 00:03:39,046 Actually Daisy's been with us for 15 years. 66 00:03:39,047 --> 00:03:40,928 How do you turn this turn on? 67 00:03:43,288 --> 00:03:46,528 It's not just me that's finding this erotic, is it? 68 00:03:46,529 --> 00:03:48,968 Keep wielding, men! 69 00:03:51,808 --> 00:03:54,767 Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie... 70 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,246 Mike just told me he loved me again and I couldn't reply. 71 00:03:57,247 --> 00:04:00,128 Talk to the face cos the hand ain't listening! 72 00:04:00,129 --> 00:04:02,367 It's the wrong way round. Yeah. 73 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:04,286 Oh, come on, Stevie. I need you. 74 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,568 We're like a sofa and a little pouffe. 75 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,006 It's clean sheet night tonight. 76 00:04:10,007 --> 00:04:11,766 Who am I going to change my duvet with? 77 00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:14,768 We could play Sheet Over Head Guess What Fruit's Being Thrown At You? 78 00:04:14,769 --> 00:04:16,007 You love that! 79 00:04:16,008 --> 00:04:22,607 Delicious to talk to you, darling. Lots of love, bye! Ghastly woman. 80 00:04:22,608 --> 00:04:24,247 Who is? 81 00:04:24,248 --> 00:04:27,968 You're still on speaker. She's still there, she's still there. 82 00:04:27,969 --> 00:04:30,887 Ghastly woman I see before me... 83 00:04:30,888 --> 00:04:35,088 Er, y-yes, Miranda! Ha-ha-ha! Bye, Belinda. 84 00:04:36,648 --> 00:04:38,966 She's convinced that my tennis dinner 85 00:04:38,967 --> 00:04:41,366 won't be nearly as good as hers last year. 86 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:45,608 Over my yoga-plated, flab-free, super firm, what-I-call buttocks. 87 00:04:45,609 --> 00:04:48,408 Now, do you think that Mike would... 88 00:04:55,368 --> 00:04:56,807 What's happening? 89 00:04:56,808 --> 00:05:00,767 Oh, Raymond Blanc! You look like you're doing Riverdance. 90 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:04,288 You'd be the same if your pin-up suddenly walked in. 91 00:05:04,289 --> 00:05:07,407 Is Gary Barlow here? Is Theo Paphitis here? 92 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,168 Theo Paphitis?! 93 00:05:12,368 --> 00:05:14,288 I could ask Raymond to the dinner. 94 00:05:14,289 --> 00:05:18,287 If I got a celeb to the do, in your face, Belinda! 95 00:05:18,288 --> 00:05:21,327 Bonjour, Monsieur Blanc. 96 00:05:21,328 --> 00:05:23,208 Bonjour, mademoiselle. 97 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:29,208 Erm, je suis avoir un soiree. 98 00:05:30,648 --> 00:05:34,007 Je voudrais vous... tu? 99 00:05:34,008 --> 00:05:35,608 Sorry. Spat! 100 00:05:37,568 --> 00:05:40,327 Pour le mingling. 101 00:05:40,328 --> 00:05:43,968 And I can give you a good function. 102 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:49,127 No, no, no, I don't mean... Unless... 103 00:05:49,128 --> 00:05:51,367 Haw-hee-haw! 104 00:05:51,368 --> 00:05:52,568 Pardon! 105 00:05:54,048 --> 00:05:55,767 He's going. 106 00:05:55,768 --> 00:05:57,647 Don't start stalking again! 107 00:05:57,648 --> 00:06:01,046 I'll observe with binoculars at the minimum distance 108 00:06:01,047 --> 00:06:03,488 as laid down by Barry Manilow's lawyers. 109 00:06:05,648 --> 00:06:07,688 I presume you're still not speaking to me. 110 00:06:07,689 --> 00:06:09,287 So, as your superior, 111 00:06:09,288 --> 00:06:12,368 I would like you to send off this letter to British Gas. 112 00:06:12,369 --> 00:06:13,408 Thanking you. 113 00:06:14,528 --> 00:06:18,688 Tripped. I meant to. I meant to go up the stairs like this. 114 00:06:22,128 --> 00:06:25,448 Right! OK, I can change a duvet cover on my own. 115 00:06:25,449 --> 00:06:27,928 Don't need her help, it's fine. 116 00:06:30,568 --> 00:06:32,847 Stevie! 117 00:06:32,848 --> 00:06:34,368 I can't find the right corners! 118 00:06:36,248 --> 00:06:39,287 Stevie! Be my friend again? 119 00:06:39,288 --> 00:06:43,128 ♪ If somebody's pulling a duvet cover on, she's the one ♪ 120 00:06:43,129 --> 00:06:45,008 ♪ She's the one-hoh-hon! ♪ 121 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,968 Wallet, wallet, where, where, where, where? 122 00:06:49,969 --> 00:06:51,687 Table, table, table. 123 00:06:51,688 --> 00:06:53,847 Everyone's at odds, odds, odds! 124 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:56,848 Seriously now, Stevie, what happens if he says "I love you" again? 125 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:58,647 OK, this is code red. 126 00:06:58,648 --> 00:07:01,768 Amber alert rising to pink, dogger moving east, showers later. 127 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:04,167 That's the shipping forecast! 128 00:07:04,168 --> 00:07:06,406 You! How do I tell someone I love them? 129 00:07:06,407 --> 00:07:08,926 Oh, um, write it on a muffin and give it to him. 130 00:07:08,927 --> 00:07:11,006 Well, even if I knew how to make a muffin, 131 00:07:11,007 --> 00:07:13,526 I wouldn't have time to make a muffin. He's upstairs! 132 00:07:13,527 --> 00:07:14,968 I didn't know that! Think! 133 00:07:14,969 --> 00:07:17,927 Sorry I shouted. Crazy day. 134 00:07:17,928 --> 00:07:20,807 Um, I... No, I'll tell you later. 135 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:24,127 I love you. Well, I, erm, I... 136 00:07:24,128 --> 00:07:25,487 I... 137 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:29,048 ♪ Eyes are to see with, noses are to smell with ♪ 138 00:07:33,808 --> 00:07:35,647 That was your fault. 139 00:07:35,648 --> 00:07:38,686 Right, help me workshop why I can't say I love you. 140 00:07:38,687 --> 00:07:41,046 Stay and hang. No, I really should be... STAY AND HANG! 141 00:07:41,047 --> 00:07:44,766 Right, well, what springs to mind when I say, "what do you love?" 142 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:48,488 Good, liking this. Don't worry, Stevie, I've got a new friend. 143 00:07:50,688 --> 00:07:53,488 Strutting like a toddler modelling Baby Gap, are we? 144 00:07:55,088 --> 00:07:58,127 Right. OK, what do you love? 145 00:07:58,128 --> 00:08:00,928 Doughnuts. Again, what was your first love? 146 00:08:00,929 --> 00:08:02,607 Doughnuts. 147 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,968 More emotional. What makes your heart skip? 148 00:08:04,969 --> 00:08:06,007 Doughnuts. 149 00:08:06,008 --> 00:08:07,326 I think I know what this means. 150 00:08:07,327 --> 00:08:10,208 You're not in love your boyfriend. Only fair to split up with him. 151 00:08:10,209 --> 00:08:14,767 What? What? You can't leave me with that! 152 00:08:14,768 --> 00:08:18,648 Oh, my lovely Mike! I'm going to beanbag. 153 00:08:20,088 --> 00:08:22,847 Stevie! Stevie! 154 00:08:22,848 --> 00:08:24,247 Miranda? 155 00:08:24,248 --> 00:08:27,247 He said... All right, calm. 156 00:08:27,248 --> 00:08:30,446 Now, step back! I'm Miranda's number one workshopper. 157 00:08:30,447 --> 00:08:33,768 She's emotionally constipated and I'm her metaphorical prune. 158 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,967 She's back. Love oo! 159 00:08:36,968 --> 00:08:38,567 Love oo! Love oo! 160 00:08:38,568 --> 00:08:40,047 No! 161 00:08:40,048 --> 00:08:43,247 Now, as this suggests, 162 00:08:43,248 --> 00:08:45,846 Mike is not what makes your heart skip. 163 00:08:45,847 --> 00:08:48,408 I mean you love him but you're not in love with him. 164 00:08:48,409 --> 00:08:52,367 That's why you can't say it. I'm right, aren't I? 165 00:08:52,368 --> 00:08:53,687 Yes. 166 00:08:53,688 --> 00:08:55,087 Oh, my Marple! 167 00:08:55,088 --> 00:08:57,326 Now, we need to work out how you'll end it. 168 00:08:57,327 --> 00:09:00,086 Can't she just tell him? Just tell him? This guy! 169 00:09:00,087 --> 00:09:02,728 Miranda can't be direct. It's a condition. 170 00:09:02,729 --> 00:09:07,687 I call it Pushy Mother-itis and Acute Englishness-ness-ness. 171 00:09:07,688 --> 00:09:10,566 She had to write a letter to switch gas suppliers. 172 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:11,726 Too scared to ring. 173 00:09:11,727 --> 00:09:14,526 They make me feel guilty. I end up signed to all protection plans 174 00:09:14,527 --> 00:09:17,566 and offering them a place to stay if they ever visit from Mumbai. 175 00:09:17,567 --> 00:09:20,048 I mean to be fair, Raj and Miri were very nice. 176 00:09:20,049 --> 00:09:22,127 Oh, they were lovely. 177 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,406 I'm gonna have to write Mike a letter, it's only way. 178 00:09:24,407 --> 00:09:27,126 It's too mean! Come on. Think and pace. 179 00:09:27,127 --> 00:09:28,888 No, I really should... THINK AND PACE! 180 00:09:34,168 --> 00:09:36,006 Well, we've run out of options. 181 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:38,728 Well, I've written him that letter. You can't send that. 182 00:09:38,729 --> 00:09:41,287 Why can't you be less mimsy? 183 00:09:41,288 --> 00:09:44,848 What's going on? She can't be direct because of a pushy mother. 184 00:09:44,849 --> 00:09:47,807 She loves very much! 185 00:09:47,808 --> 00:09:50,208 That's my mother. Oh, heavens above! 186 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:53,087 We don't know. 187 00:09:53,088 --> 00:09:54,247 I'm not pushy. 188 00:09:54,248 --> 00:09:58,166 Miranda, you are to drop everything and order Mike to help me tonight. 189 00:09:58,167 --> 00:10:01,726 I can't find Raymond but Mike could get us news coverage for the dinner. 190 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,128 Isn't that Raymond Blanc? 191 00:10:03,129 --> 00:10:07,208 Where? Where? Oh, get out of the way! 192 00:10:09,448 --> 00:10:11,366 What's going on? We're workshopping 193 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:14,008 because she realises she doesn't love Mike. 194 00:10:14,009 --> 00:10:15,847 Mike Owen! Mike Owen! 195 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:18,207 Mark Owen. I don't love Mark Owen. 196 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:20,287 Nor do I. I love Gary Barlow! 197 00:10:20,288 --> 00:10:22,368 That's Mike. This is a nightmare! 198 00:10:23,568 --> 00:10:25,606 She loves Gary Barlow. I love Mark Owen. 199 00:10:25,607 --> 00:10:27,528 He loves Mark Owen. I love Robbie Williams. 200 00:10:27,529 --> 00:10:30,488 We're setting up a Take That tribute band. 201 00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:35,407 ♪ Never forget where you're coming from 202 00:10:35,408 --> 00:10:38,927 ♪ Never pretend that it's all real. ♪ 203 00:10:38,928 --> 00:10:41,087 It's too much. 204 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:44,008 Right. I forgot I need a tie. I left one here. 205 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:47,727 And, er, we need to have a talk at some point. 206 00:10:47,728 --> 00:10:50,246 Ah, but what does he need to talk about? 207 00:10:50,247 --> 00:10:53,206 If I'm not mistaken he's got proposey eyes. 208 00:10:53,207 --> 00:10:55,486 Don't be ridiculous, she's splitting up with him. 209 00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:56,766 Oh, but I'm still mimsy. 210 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:59,128 The thought of telling him, he's so gorgeous. 211 00:11:01,688 --> 00:11:05,048 And the other thing is... well now it looks like I'm talking to no-one! 212 00:11:06,648 --> 00:11:09,408 Mike, listen, I need to talk to you actually. 213 00:11:09,409 --> 00:11:14,687 I love being with you but, erm, I just feel that I need a breather... 214 00:11:14,688 --> 00:11:17,447 Breeder. Breeder. Dog breeder. 215 00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,287 Horses. Horse dogs. 216 00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:21,008 I'm going to breed horse dogs. 217 00:11:21,009 --> 00:11:23,007 Yeah. Dogs that you can ride. 218 00:11:23,008 --> 00:11:26,088 Dog dressage. Neigh! Woof! 219 00:11:28,328 --> 00:11:31,166 Sorry, I'm all over the place like soap in a shower. 220 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:34,408 Where is it? Where's the soap? Where has it gone? 221 00:11:35,408 --> 00:11:39,488 Right, OK, hang on, it says it all there. 222 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:47,527 OK, well, it's a bold decision but I understand. 223 00:11:47,528 --> 00:11:50,608 You do? Yeah, if you want to leave British Gas it's your call. 224 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,727 Wrong letter! Wrong letter! 225 00:11:52,728 --> 00:11:54,767 Wrong letter! Wrong letter! 226 00:11:54,768 --> 00:11:57,968 Follow him! Emergency walk! Go! 227 00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:07,367 Mike. Mike. Hi, listen. 228 00:12:07,368 --> 00:12:09,806 You know you were talking about working abroad? Mm-hmm? 229 00:12:09,807 --> 00:12:12,528 Well, maybe that's a good idea. Oh, my. 230 00:12:12,529 --> 00:12:13,887 I'm so sorry. 231 00:12:13,888 --> 00:12:16,488 It's Raymond Blanc. I'm a massive fan! 232 00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:20,248 My name's Michael Jackford... 233 00:12:27,728 --> 00:12:31,486 Today was meant to be a good day, it had a frisson about it. 234 00:12:31,487 --> 00:12:34,728 I should go. I don't even know why I'm still here. 235 00:12:34,729 --> 00:12:37,007 Hi. Oh, are you OK? 236 00:12:37,008 --> 00:12:40,047 Oh, stressed! Um, cooking, deliveries... 237 00:12:40,048 --> 00:12:42,206 Rose is texting even though we're not together. 238 00:12:42,207 --> 00:12:45,446 She still wants to come tonight. Listen I really need your help. 239 00:12:45,447 --> 00:12:47,286 Could you spare a few hours this afternoon? 240 00:12:47,287 --> 00:12:50,288 Yeah, sure, I'll come over later. Oh, thank you, thank you! 241 00:12:51,728 --> 00:12:55,848 Oh! And by the way, man has put up sign. 242 00:12:58,448 --> 00:12:59,608 Don't laugh. 243 00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:03,888 I wouldn't laugh. It's one of the reasons I love you. 244 00:13:03,889 --> 00:13:05,727 What did you just say? 245 00:13:05,728 --> 00:13:08,766 I just said "I love you" but I mean, just flippantly. How I say it to you. 246 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:11,206 Well, that's where you're mistaken, my massive friend. 247 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,328 We say it in a silly way. Look, tell me you love me. 248 00:13:14,329 --> 00:13:16,367 Love oo. 249 00:13:16,368 --> 00:13:20,168 Please say you're finally getting this. What truly makes your heart skip? 250 00:13:21,808 --> 00:13:23,167 Gary. 251 00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:24,608 How do you see Mike? 252 00:13:25,808 --> 00:13:27,408 There we go. 253 00:13:30,968 --> 00:13:32,088 How do you see Gary? 254 00:13:44,528 --> 00:13:47,367 Who do you love? 255 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,727 Gary. I'm in love with Gary! 256 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:52,528 Yes! I've been waiting three years for this. She said "I love you". 257 00:13:52,529 --> 00:13:53,567 To who? 258 00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:57,727 Gary. I love Gary! I'm in love with Gary! 259 00:13:57,728 --> 00:13:58,887 Who's Gary? 260 00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:03,847 ♪ I'm on the top of the world looking down on creation... 261 00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:07,607 Who's Gary? ♪ And the only explanation I can find... ♪ 262 00:14:07,608 --> 00:14:09,366 I demand to know who Gary is! 263 00:14:09,367 --> 00:14:12,206 He's an old friend from uni. She's always loved him. 264 00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:15,086 I want to tell him. Do you think he feels the same? Of course he does! 265 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,846 The minute Mike told you he loved you, I clocked Gary's face. 266 00:14:17,847 --> 00:14:19,766 ♪ And the love that I've found... ♪ 267 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:22,886 But wait, wait! You have to split up with Mike before you tell Gary. 268 00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:25,406 Oh, how? Focus. Knock out your mimsy. 269 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:29,448 Hope that's not a euphemism! Concentrate! Love is at stake. 270 00:14:29,449 --> 00:14:31,248 This is serious now! 271 00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,207 I am a direct woman. 272 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:38,246 I am soft, strong and very, very long... no, that's loo paper! 273 00:14:38,247 --> 00:14:42,488 Hi, I got your text. Great - listen, I need to speak to you. Um, OK. 274 00:14:42,489 --> 00:14:45,447 Right, here is the thing, Mike. 275 00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:48,248 You are an amazing man and a wonderful boyfriend, 276 00:14:48,249 --> 00:14:49,888 but I have to end... 277 00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:53,647 Oh! Sorry. Oh, it's Dad. 278 00:14:53,648 --> 00:14:56,607 Oh, no! Daisy's gone. Oh! 279 00:14:56,608 --> 00:14:59,606 Sorry, I know she's only a dog, but I'm gonna have to go. 280 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,206 Sorry, what were you saying? Oh, it's not important now. 281 00:15:02,207 --> 00:15:04,048 Something about having to end. 282 00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:08,927 Having to end a contract with BT and move to a new broadband package. 283 00:15:08,928 --> 00:15:11,006 That's what you wanted to tell me? 284 00:15:11,007 --> 00:15:12,928 It's been very difficult, Mike! 285 00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:17,368 This is getting out of control. I'm having to act! 286 00:15:19,528 --> 00:15:21,246 Aah, Mike, she's told you. 287 00:15:21,247 --> 00:15:23,926 About moving to a new broadband package, yes! 288 00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:28,328 Oh, yes, yes, tough times. Mike's upset because his dog just died just now. 289 00:15:28,329 --> 00:15:33,087 Oh, that is so annoying! Typical. Isn't that annoying? Who's this? 290 00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:35,127 We don't know. 291 00:15:35,128 --> 00:15:38,406 I was about to say it. I'm ready to explode, like an emotional balloon. 292 00:15:38,407 --> 00:15:44,086 Calm, you don't need to tell Gary now. The only reason to panic was if Rose was getting her claws in. 293 00:15:44,087 --> 00:15:47,608 She's been texting! He's not interested, so wait till Mike feels better! 294 00:15:47,609 --> 00:15:48,687 Who's Rose? 295 00:15:48,688 --> 00:15:53,208 Is everything all right? She's an emotional balloon because she's in love with Gary. 296 00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:57,047 Gary Barlow! She loves Gary Barlow. I love Gary Barlow. 297 00:15:57,048 --> 00:16:00,966 That's Gary! Why does it keep happening? She loves Robbie Williams. 298 00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:04,368 I love Mark Owen. We're a Take That Tribute band. 299 00:16:04,369 --> 00:16:07,047 ♪ Relight my fire 300 00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:09,768 ♪ Your love is my only desi... ♪ 301 00:16:11,528 --> 00:16:14,608 Lovely. Miranda - just a quick one. Yes, please! 302 00:16:17,328 --> 00:16:20,766 I thought you were coming to help? You clearly you didn't mean it, so you know what? 303 00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:22,128 Don't bother, Rose is coming. 304 00:16:29,128 --> 00:16:31,967 I couldn't love him more. Stupid Rose! 305 00:16:31,968 --> 00:16:34,128 Now, I demand to know who Rose is. 306 00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:35,528 Gary's ex. Keep up! 307 00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:39,886 Well, you have to tell Gary now. Rose can't get there first. 308 00:16:39,887 --> 00:16:43,406 You can't miss the one thing that makes you happiest in the world. 309 00:16:43,407 --> 00:16:45,928 If I had a chance with my Gary I'd have... 310 00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:50,287 ♪ One night, one night in heaven... ♪ 311 00:16:50,288 --> 00:16:55,087 Oh, well. You have done yourself proud with this. I know. 312 00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:58,088 OK, I'm gonna tell him. Febreze me out. 313 00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:07,488 Oh, we're not open till seven, sorry. 314 00:17:07,489 --> 00:17:09,687 It's me. Oh, hi. 315 00:17:09,688 --> 00:17:12,688 Hi. Listen, I'm so sorry I let you down earlier 316 00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:16,847 but by way of an apology I want to tell you that... 317 00:17:16,848 --> 00:17:20,608 well, Gary, I know I've being seeing Mike, but I realise now that... 318 00:17:21,728 --> 00:17:23,247 Gary Preston... 319 00:17:23,248 --> 00:17:27,167 Oh, my. Miranda, I don't believe it. 320 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:28,847 Well, let me say it. 321 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,008 It's Raymond Blanc! 322 00:17:31,848 --> 00:17:34,407 Raymond bloody Blanc! 323 00:17:34,408 --> 00:17:37,048 I'll Michel Roux the day I ever met you! 324 00:17:37,049 --> 00:17:41,887 Oh! That was quite clever, wasn't it? You keep messing up my life. 325 00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:44,848 And I am hiding from a crazy woman. 326 00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:48,966 Mr Blanc, Mr Blanc, hello, ooh, sorry, a bit starstruck, 327 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:52,526 it's actually my restaurant opening tonight, do you think you might be able to come? 328 00:17:52,527 --> 00:17:55,808 Actually I'm looking for a restaurant to meet a friend tonight. 329 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,207 Amazing! 330 00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,527 Non, non, non! 331 00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:03,047 Raymond! 332 00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:07,727 Come to mon tennis dinner! 333 00:18:07,728 --> 00:18:13,248 I have no idea who this woman is. Such fun! 334 00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:17,607 Ray ruddy White! 335 00:18:17,608 --> 00:18:19,408 I have to get in there before Rose. 336 00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:23,247 She romances Gary. She gets him with sweeping gestures. 337 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:24,687 Think! 338 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:26,568 Ooh, you've got to out-Rose Rose. 339 00:18:26,569 --> 00:18:29,807 Oh, yes! Romance is my area. 340 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:32,487 I'm thinking picnic, champers, doves. 341 00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:37,007 Such is my allure, I naturally woo with every sense. 342 00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:39,566 The smell of my skin, the touch of my clothes, 343 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,086 the sight of my cleavage. 344 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,966 Excuse me, I am the woo-er here! 345 00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:45,606 Well, I thought you were desperate for my help, but do go on. 346 00:18:45,607 --> 00:18:48,406 Fine, I will - I can do this, I can woo with my every sense. 347 00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:51,006 The touch of my clothes, the, what was it? 348 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:54,486 The smell of my underwear, the sound of my cleavage. 349 00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:55,886 OK, that's wrong. You do it! 350 00:18:55,887 --> 00:19:00,168 Meet Gary in the park in two hours. This is the best day of my life! 351 00:19:00,169 --> 00:19:01,688 Bit weird. 352 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:06,608 When did it get so hard to sit on the floor? 353 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,727 Hi! 354 00:19:10,728 --> 00:19:12,768 What's all this? I thought I was meeting Stevie. 355 00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:17,047 It's a gesture. From me. Not Stevie. 356 00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:18,966 Well, that's very kind but I'm really busy. 357 00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:20,128 No, Gary, wait, wait. 358 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:27,568 Well, I thought you might need a break and I wanted to say I'm so sorry about not helping. 359 00:19:28,728 --> 00:19:30,888 OK. All right. Thank you. 360 00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:36,288 Can you hear music? 361 00:19:39,608 --> 00:19:42,887 No. No. No, look, um, look down. 362 00:19:42,888 --> 00:19:43,966 Look at this cream! 363 00:19:43,967 --> 00:19:45,968 What? I don't want to look at... 364 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,527 Really closely, Gary. Oh, sorry. 365 00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:49,887 Thank you. 366 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,088 Sorry. Sorry, cream nose. 367 00:19:58,048 --> 00:20:00,048 Where did the geese come from?! 368 00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:08,127 Ooh, they are scary. 369 00:20:08,128 --> 00:20:11,887 Stevie! I couldn't get doves! 370 00:20:11,888 --> 00:20:13,408 Is this your idea of a joke? 371 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,807 They've gone. 372 00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:24,608 They're back! 373 00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:29,607 Ooh, they are scary! 374 00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:30,648 It's the hissing! 375 00:20:32,808 --> 00:20:34,768 I was trying to tell you something. 376 00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:37,407 Oh, Miranda, only you. Just tell me! 377 00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,887 OK. Oh, I can't look at you! 378 00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,607 What? Oh, this is important, isn't it? 379 00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,408 Just let me just get this cream from out of my nose. 380 00:20:49,568 --> 00:20:52,607 Hi. OK, listen. Here's the thing. 381 00:20:52,608 --> 00:20:55,326 And I'm sorry I've been going about it in such a roundabout way, 382 00:20:55,327 --> 00:20:59,368 particularly as I've never been so certain of anything in my life. 383 00:21:00,688 --> 00:21:04,167 I am absolutely, ridiculously, 384 00:21:04,168 --> 00:21:07,448 embarrassingly in love with you. 385 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,047 Oh! Mike! 386 00:21:12,048 --> 00:21:14,288 And I was just going to say guess who? 387 00:21:14,289 --> 00:21:16,767 OK, what is it? Moment's gone! 388 00:21:16,768 --> 00:21:18,126 I've been waiting to hear that. 389 00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:21,726 Well, it was lucky you were here then. Why were you here then? 390 00:21:21,727 --> 00:21:24,566 Oh, Mike, now, about my dinner. Oh, mother! 391 00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:27,288 Penny, there's something I need to ask Miranda's father. 392 00:21:27,289 --> 00:21:29,047 Proposey eyes! 393 00:21:29,048 --> 00:21:30,806 Oh, table! I've just laid that! 394 00:21:30,807 --> 00:21:33,408 He wants to speak to your father. Oh, darling! 395 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:36,687 Oh, no! It's Rose. 396 00:21:36,688 --> 00:21:38,448 Do something! 397 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:45,247 How does that help? 398 00:21:45,248 --> 00:21:48,926 Well, I'm clearly in the way, I didn't realise you two were... 399 00:21:48,927 --> 00:21:52,246 Yeah. So, you know, bye. Wait, I don't even know why she kissed me! 400 00:21:52,247 --> 00:21:55,246 Well, it looked pretty passionate to me, you lingered. 401 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,966 Agreed m'lord, there was lingering. 402 00:21:56,967 --> 00:21:59,008 I thought there was lingering. Who are you? 403 00:21:59,009 --> 00:22:00,048 I don't know. 404 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,048 You both lingered! 405 00:22:03,049 --> 00:22:04,328 We did not linger! 406 00:22:05,848 --> 00:22:06,927 Rose! Miranda! 407 00:22:06,928 --> 00:22:09,287 Sweeping out. 408 00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:10,727 Oh, ice! 409 00:22:10,728 --> 00:22:12,768 You know when you nearly go, I nearly went. 410 00:22:12,769 --> 00:22:13,968 Oh, I've gone! 411 00:22:15,528 --> 00:22:17,047 You kissed my Gary. 412 00:22:17,048 --> 00:22:19,086 How would you like it if I kissed yours? 413 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,406 I'm going to get my own back and snog Gary Barlow - 414 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:24,086 OK, that's never going to happen. I was trying to get rid of her. 415 00:22:24,087 --> 00:22:25,766 Well, you shouldn't have interfered. 416 00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:29,888 Didn't want to but "Stevie, I can't cope, we're a sofa and a little pouffe". 417 00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:44,686 Right, you, whatever your name is, 418 00:22:44,687 --> 00:22:47,008 I bequeath you the status of my new best friend. 419 00:22:47,009 --> 00:22:48,767 Oh, it's too much! 420 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:51,368 Change the duvet with me, please. Oh, now! 421 00:22:53,688 --> 00:22:58,248 Darling, darling. Mike's just spoken to your father. He's going to propose. 422 00:22:58,249 --> 00:22:59,727 You will say yes? 423 00:22:59,728 --> 00:23:01,926 No, she can't marry a man she doesn't really love. 424 00:23:01,927 --> 00:23:04,486 What she needs is someone who knows her and gets her. 425 00:23:04,487 --> 00:23:09,486 What she needs is someone who doesn't know her and will only know what he's getting when it's too late! 426 00:23:09,487 --> 00:23:11,088 Am I here? I think I'm here. 427 00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:12,487 Miranda? > 428 00:23:12,488 --> 00:23:14,768 Hide, hide, hide! Hide. 429 00:23:15,968 --> 00:23:18,327 Hide... Hi-de-hi! 430 00:23:18,328 --> 00:23:19,847 Hi, can we talk? 431 00:23:19,848 --> 00:23:23,046 Yeah sure, um, what would you like to talk about? 432 00:23:23,047 --> 00:23:25,928 I'm worried about the Greek economy. Discuss. 433 00:23:37,848 --> 00:23:39,367 What are you doing? 434 00:23:39,368 --> 00:23:40,768 Tying my shoelace. 435 00:23:42,128 --> 00:23:43,207 Phew! Sugar! 436 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:47,848 What? Few sugars I shall make in your tea now for you. Yes. 437 00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:51,928 Is that a barn owl? 438 00:23:54,528 --> 00:23:57,848 Just forget about the tea. Will you just sit for one moment? 439 00:23:57,849 --> 00:24:01,128 You're so skittish today. Like a little pony. 440 00:24:02,448 --> 00:24:06,126 So listen, I know we've only been seeing each other for a few weeks 441 00:24:06,127 --> 00:24:08,408 but I've been thinking about the future. 442 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,767 Hi, can I speak to Miranda please? 443 00:24:11,768 --> 00:24:17,366 Yes. Oh, hi, I'm from BT. I'm really sorry you're not happy at the moment. Oh, listen, I did mean it. 444 00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:21,488 It's not you, it's me, I just want to be with someone else. Bye. 445 00:24:21,489 --> 00:24:24,527 Yay, mimsy-less! Disappointing! 446 00:24:24,528 --> 00:24:26,247 What are you doing here? 447 00:24:26,248 --> 00:24:29,326 They are here to wish me well, er, for letting go of BT. 448 00:24:29,327 --> 00:24:30,928 So why were you in the bathroom? 449 00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:34,407 We urgently needed the loo. We didn't go together. 450 00:24:34,408 --> 00:24:37,527 I went first. I followed through. 451 00:24:37,528 --> 00:24:40,887 OK. Bye then, guys. Thanks so much for coming. 452 00:24:40,888 --> 00:24:44,446 Look, I don't know what's going on here but will you just listen to me before I burst? 453 00:24:44,447 --> 00:24:47,328 Wait, Mike, listen, I'm in love with... I've taken a job in Africa. 454 00:24:48,368 --> 00:24:49,407 What? 455 00:24:49,408 --> 00:24:53,126 But I mean, after what you said at the restaurant, just say if you don't want me to go. 456 00:24:53,127 --> 00:24:55,566 Oh, no you must go, it's what you've always wanted. 457 00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:59,888 What were you...? You're in love with...? In love with Talk Talk for my new ISP. 458 00:25:01,528 --> 00:25:06,006 I have never known a family so emotional about service providers. 459 00:25:06,007 --> 00:25:07,286 Oh, I'll miss you, Marple. 460 00:25:07,287 --> 00:25:10,808 Oh, I'll miss you so much, Quirky, but let's talk, yeah? 461 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,288 Yeah. Bye. 462 00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:14,608 Bye. 463 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:25,127 Alone again. 464 00:25:25,128 --> 00:25:26,168 You've got me! 465 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:35,088 Why aren't you at the tennis club? 466 00:25:35,089 --> 00:25:37,567 One glimpse of Belinda's smug face 467 00:25:37,568 --> 00:25:41,488 that it was a celeb and press-free, mediocre event and I abandoned. 468 00:25:42,888 --> 00:25:46,606 Oh, Raymond's here! Evening, Mr Blanc, thank you for coming. 469 00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:48,088 Your table is over 'ere. 470 00:25:50,128 --> 00:25:52,208 Pretend you're enjoying yourself for Gary. 471 00:25:55,528 --> 00:25:56,568 What are you doing?! 472 00:25:56,569 --> 00:25:59,007 We're creating ambience. 473 00:25:59,008 --> 00:26:01,728 Can you just stay out of it, please? Why are you so angry with me? 474 00:26:01,729 --> 00:26:03,927 Shush, Raymond is behind you! 475 00:26:03,928 --> 00:26:06,166 I don't care about Raymond. He ruined my day. 476 00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:09,006 And you ruined mine. The one day I needed your help. 477 00:26:09,007 --> 00:26:10,766 Well, maybe I had urgent things to do. 478 00:26:10,767 --> 00:26:13,168 What, like rehearse a Take That tribute band? 479 00:26:14,168 --> 00:26:17,046 You know, there's always something with you, isn't there? 480 00:26:17,047 --> 00:26:20,086 On the one day I was struggling and needed your help like you always do, 481 00:26:20,087 --> 00:26:23,088 your issues are still more important although they very rarely are! 482 00:26:23,089 --> 00:26:25,687 They WERE more important! Oh, what? 483 00:26:25,688 --> 00:26:26,966 What was more important? 484 00:26:26,967 --> 00:26:29,606 Splitting up with my boyfriend and telling you I'm completely 485 00:26:29,607 --> 00:26:32,248 and utterly head over heels in love with you, I love you! 486 00:26:38,808 --> 00:26:40,688 Oh, that's embarrassing. 487 00:26:42,008 --> 00:26:45,488 Do something more embarrassing so it won't seem so embarrassing. 488 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:50,807 ♪ I'm a little coconut, ugly and hairy 489 00:26:50,808 --> 00:26:54,368 ♪ But when you crack me open I ooze milk and nut.. ♪ 490 00:26:55,808 --> 00:27:00,847 No, that's worse. I have no idea who this woman is. 491 00:27:00,848 --> 00:27:04,727 Right, I'm just gonna flush myself down a plug hole. 492 00:27:04,728 --> 00:27:07,408 You'll never guess who's here to meet Raymond. 493 00:27:19,528 --> 00:27:24,847 Mr Gary Barlow, would you make an appearance at my tennis club dinner? 494 00:27:24,848 --> 00:27:26,808 For you, anything. 495 00:27:29,728 --> 00:27:31,728 Take that, Blanc, we've got Barlow! 496 00:27:33,648 --> 00:27:35,008 Mr Gary Barlow. 497 00:27:44,808 --> 00:27:47,007 I lingered! 498 00:27:47,008 --> 00:27:48,048 Yes! 499 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,168 He didn't say it back, he could have said it back. 500 00:27:54,169 --> 00:27:55,247 You've got me. 501 00:27:55,248 --> 00:27:57,607 Love oo. 502 00:27:57,608 --> 00:28:01,368 And me. And our band. Take That's on karaoke. 503 00:28:03,648 --> 00:28:08,207 ♪ Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it 504 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,567 ♪ I just want you back for good 505 00:28:10,568 --> 00:28:13,007 ♪ Want you back, want you back 506 00:28:13,008 --> 00:28:16,567 ♪ I want you back for good 507 00:28:16,568 --> 00:28:20,486 ♪ Whenever I'm wrong, just tell me the song and I'll sing it 508 00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:22,648 ♪ You'll be right and understood 509 00:28:22,649 --> 00:28:25,247 ♪ Want you back, want you back 510 00:28:25,248 --> 00:28:28,248 ♪ I want you back for good 511 00:28:29,448 --> 00:28:32,847 ♪ Unaware but on the line 512 00:28:32,848 --> 00:28:35,327 ♪ Figured out the story 513 00:28:35,328 --> 00:28:38,527 ♪ No no, it wasn't good 514 00:28:38,528 --> 00:28:41,287 ♪ No no... ♪ 515 00:28:41,288 --> 00:28:43,888 You will have to leave at some point. Yeah. 516 00:28:44,191 --> 00:29:11,403 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells